Jason Samuels

( Private )

Anyone know what those things are called that you set up for like pets or kids so they'll have money when they're older?

Fucking Fantastic. Finally the Ministry did something right. I have my money back. My mum's happy and off my case. Father's been out now for three days and he still won't talk about it but hell if he didn't say the family should all go away for a weekend in Monaco. That's one regular bloke out of jail, now let's see if they can actually replace him with a criminal.